i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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