You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think your dad took our porno
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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