dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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