i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
