She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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