we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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