My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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