Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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