the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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