Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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