glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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