I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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