Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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