Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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