yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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