I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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