i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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