The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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