...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i think we sleep fucked last night...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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