before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
