Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
only if we run a train.
done.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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