i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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