I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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