you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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