just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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