West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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