She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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