Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
