Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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