Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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