: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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