i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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