Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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