i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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