another moral hangover. fuck.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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