Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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