The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I think my moral compass just broke
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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