I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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