I think scott just propositioned me for sex
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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