You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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