This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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