he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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