Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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