why didn't you poke me back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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