It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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