you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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