$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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