he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he puts the penis in happiness.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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