ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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