FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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