He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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