it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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