kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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