I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i believe in u and ur pee
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