There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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